Never love a […] girl since she always […]

Remember:
Never love a Testing girl since she always doubts U .
Never love a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key Never love a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.
Never love a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.
Never love a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.
Never Love a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.
Never love a UNIX girl ,she always dump u with a core.
Never love a PASCAL girl ,she always scolds u as rascal.
Never love a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.
Never love a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in shooting troubles .
Better marry a girl not belonging to SOFTWARE FAMILY   

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Important Tips – You must know facts about blood group?

Did You Know?

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Blood type and Rh

How many people have it?

O +

40 %

O –

7 %

A +

34 %

A –

6 %

B +

8 %

B –

1 %

AB +

3 %

AB –

1 %

MOST IMPORTANT INFO NOW:

You Can Receive

If Your Type Is

O-

O+

B-

B+

A-

A+

AB-

AB+

AB+

YES

YES

YES

YES

YES

YES

YES

YES

AB-

YES

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YES

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YES

YES

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A+

YES

YES

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YES

YES

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A-

YES

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YES

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B+

YES

YES

YES

YES

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B-

YES

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YES

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O+

YES

YES

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O-

YES

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Latest Funny News – New Hindi Version of Windows ( KHIDKIYAN 2000 )

NEW HINDI VERSION OF WINDOWS ( KHIDKIYAN 2000 )

If Microsoft plans to release a windows version in Hindi, Here
are some Windows related terms that may be used in the
Hindi version of… Khidkiyan2000:

Phaail = File
Bachao = Save
Aise Bachao = Save as
Subko Bachao = Save All
Mujhe Bachao = Help
Dhoondo = Find
Firse Dhoondo = Find Again
Hilao = Move
Daak = Mail
Daakiya = Mailer
Paas se dhekho = Zoom
Duur se dhekho = Zoom Out
Kholo = Open
Bandh Karo = Close
Naya = New
Khatara = Old
Badli Karo = Replace
Bhaago = Run
Chhaapo = Print
Dekh Ke Chhaapo = Print Preview
Kaapi = Copy
Kaato = Cut
Kato = Stupid Houseguest
Chipkao = Paste
Payshul Chipkao = Paste Special
Goli Maaro = Delete
Nazaara = View
Hathiyaar = Tools
Hathiyaar Khambha = Toolbar
Khuli Chaadar = Spreadsheet
Iska Bhi Naam Nahin Aata = Database
Futaas Ki Goli Kha = Exit
Ped = Tree
Thooso = Compress
Chooha = mouse
Tik-Tik Karo = Click
Idhar-se-Udhar.Udhar-se-Idhar = Scrollbar

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Shayad mere pyar ko taste Karna bhool gaye…Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye..

Mere… Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain Aur lonely hain…
Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain…

Shayad mere pyar ko taste Karna bhool gaye…
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye..

Tumhare samne hain itney items Kabhi hame bhi pick karo…
Hamare pyar ke ICON pe Kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo…

Roz subha hum karte hai Itne pyar se unhe good morning…
Woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain Jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS…

Ho gayi galti humse, Click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!

Tumse mila main kal to, Mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili To kehti ho: Your file not found!

Ab aur kaho na tum, “but” ya “if”
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif

Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don’t likeyour face
Par dil ke computer mein, Nahin hai enough disk space

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, Pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, Ho jaata hai server down

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, Create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna, Wait main karoonga

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, Main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, Time out ho gaya

Kya chaal hai tumhaari, Jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, Aao karein chat

Tum jabse meri zindagi, mein aayi ho banke female,
Yaad raha na ab kuch, Na postman , Na e-Mail

Joh sadiyaon se hota aaya hai Woh repeat kar doonga…
Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+Delete kar doonga…

Humse Kya Khata Hui Ki message Aanna Band Hai…….
Aap hi humse naraz hain ya Web Server band hai…….

Badli hai duniya , kuchch mein bhi badal gaya hoon
Pahle bekaar tha ab S/W Programmer ban gaya hoon

Project extend ho gaya to kya ho jaata hai?
Are Tankha milti hai aur timepass ho jata hai..

teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya
teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya
kabhi offline to kabhi online piya

Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai
Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai
Laila ghar mein aur majnoo project testing kar rahe hote hai

LAGE RAHO MUNNABHAI… !!!

LAGE RAHO MUNNABHAI… !!!
PROFESSOR

Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?

MUNNA BHAI
Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.

CIRCUIT
Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.

MUNNA BHAI
Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai. CIRCUIT Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko. MUNNA BHAI Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.

CIRCUIT
Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

MAMMU
Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?

GIRL
Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

CIRCUIT
Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.

MUNNABHAI
Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?

CIRCUIT
Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.

MAMU
Bhai, apnay ko char mahinay mein Tamil sikhna padega. Kuch upay batao.

MUNNA BHAI

Tamil kyun, aur char mahinay ka kya chakkar hai?

MAMU
Meinay ek Tamil baccha adopt kiya hai, aur woh char mahinay mein bolne lagay ga.

PROFESSOR
Akal badi ki bhais?

MUNNA BHAI
Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

MUNNA BHAI
Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?

CIRCUIT
Bhai, gaadi hai.

MUNNA BHAI
Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?

CIRCUIT
Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

CIRCUIT
Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?

MAMU
Nehin. CIRCUIT To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.

MUNNA BHAI
Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.

MAMU
Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?

MUNNA BHAI
Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.

MUNNA BHAI
Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?

MAMU
B.A.

MUNNA BHAI
Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?

MAMU
Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hai.

MAMU KA DOST
Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

CIRCUIT
Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?

SHORT CIRCUIT
Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

PRINCIPAL
Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI
Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

Munna Bhai Ki Kahani – Munna MBBS

MUNNA BHAI KI KAHANI :-

(Must Read this)
appun jaise tappori s/w Engg. ko kya maalum…

saala programming kis chidiya kaa naam hai…

template me subclassing karke apanaa
timepass………hota hai….

copy paste kaa kaam miltaa hai bass appun

khush…!!!

fir yeh coding kaa lafdaa, locha, kaiko?

are kaiko ?

arre kaiko re?

fir ek din boleto appun ko kuch bada log mila…..

ya haaaaaaaaaa!!!!

saala appun ka khopdi chakkar kha gaya …

computer ke saath dil saala takkar kha

gayaa…!!!

appun ko lagaa appun kaa beda paar ho gaya…

boleto baap saala appun ko bhi kaam mil

gaya…!!!

din bhar appun computer ke aagge…

koi lafdaa nahi, kuch nahi…

teen din naa PL se ragda, na GL se pangaa

bass choop chaap…

appun kaa bhidu log saala dar gaya…

bola kya be veeru, saala tu bhi programmer bann

gaya…!!!

phir ek din appun ko kaam kartaa dekh pandey

bola…

ye veeru bhai kya form bana rela hai baap…!!!

pandey ko pakdaa… bola idhar aa shahane

tereko form seekhataa hai…

saale ko itnaa dhoyaa itnaa dhoyaa…

abhi tak thobdaa waakadaa hai …

aur aaj tak uska forms ke saath chattis kaa

aakdaa hai…!!!

samzaa …?

samzaa…?

samzaaa naa…?

(fir …? fir kya huwa..?)

fir ek din appun ne form poora kar diya…

form poora karke appun ne testing ko bhej

diya…!!!

lagataa tha ab appun kaa kaam khatam ho

gaya…!!!

par “fmx, pll’s and olb’s” me issues dekhake sala
appun darr

gaya…!!!

appun ke saamne tester ne mere form me bahut

galtiyaa nikali…

aapun ke form ki poori waat laga dali….

appun udharich khadaa thaa…

par appun kuch nahi bola…

kaiko bolega?

kaiko…?

saala ek, ek kaam kiya thaa… usme bhi itne

bugs…

par appun ek aansu nahi roya…

kaiko royega…?

kaiko..?

saala appunich yedaa thaa naa…!!!

agale din se phir wohi life chalu…

wohi gande mails forward karnaa, wohi messages,

wohi template, wohi assignments…

saala itnaa mails forward kiya…itnaa mails

forward kiya…

log samze mail server down hoyega…

bhoolne ka hai bhoolne ka hai par kya

karega…!!!

training milke bhi jab kaam nahi miltaa hai…

haa thoda bore huwa, par chaltaa hai…

training milke bhi jab kaam nahi miltaa hai…

haa thoda bore huwa par chaltaa hai…

(phir …? phir kya huwa..?)

fir …?

fir kya…?

fir agale din appun ko aur ek bada log mila…!!!

shaappak…

saala appun ka khopdi phir chakkar kha gaya …

computer ke saath dil saala phir takkar kha

gayaa…!!!

ho ho ho hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo