Golden rules for office – How to behave in office?

Golden rules :

Rule 1. – The Boss is always right.
Rule 2. – If the Boss is wrong, see rule 1.

Those who work get more work. Others get pay, perks,
and promotions.

Ph.D. stands for “Pull Him Down”. The more intelligent
a person,the more hardworking a person, the more
committed a person; the more numberof persons are
engaged in pulling that person down.

If you are good, you will get all the work. If you are
really good, you will get out of it.

When the Bosses talk about improving productivity,
they are never talking about themselves.

It doesn’t matter what you do, it only matters what
you say you’ve done and what you are going to do.

A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a
kick in the butt.

Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you
can’t be promoted.

The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are
going to get.

If at first you don’t succeed, try again. Then quit.
No use being a damn fool about it.

When you don’t know what to do, walk fast and look
worried.(doesn’t that remind us of sumone?:)

Following the rules will not get the job done.
If it weren’t for the last minute, nothing would get
done.
Everything can be filed under “Miscellaneous”.
No matter how much you do, you never do enough.
You can do any amount of work provided it isn’t the
work you are supposed to be doing.
In order to get a promotion, you need not necessarily
know your job.
In order to get a promotion, you only need to pretend
that you know your job.
The last person that quit or was fired will be held
responsible for everything that goes wrong.

16 Responses to “Golden rules for office – How to behave in office?”

  1. sanjay Says:

    pls send sometips for training office boys.

  2. Hetal Sagar Says:

    Good one. Please add more.

  3. Indraraj Says:

    Realy appreciate

  4. richard Says:

    This is a cool idea pal…………love it……….
    nice attitude

  5. M Srinivas Says:

    Can yo send me some info regading how to behave at office

  6. vicky Says:

    love the way they give you ideas

  7. shabeer Says:

    Really helpfull.Add some more.
    Thanks

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  10. lydia Says:

    nice one,add more……….

  11. NAVYA Says:

    THANK’ S ITS HELPFUL,,,,,,, BUT IF IT WAS IN SIMPLE ENGLISH WE WERE UNDERSTANDING DEEPLY ABOUT THAT

  12. Vishnu Rote Says:

    Thanks it’s realy helpful in daily working life.

  13. kuna Says:

    its good

  14. Gopi krish Says:

    super pls add more things


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