Its time to laugh – fun.

Time To LAUGH
 
Teacher to Santa ” Where were U born?
Santa : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Santa : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.

 

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Santa : People consider me as a “GOD”
Banta : How do you know??

Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have came again..

 

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Santa complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house.
Police : How the theif did not take TV???
Santa : I was watching TV na….

 

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Thought for the Day!!!

 

If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother’s younger sis and elder sis?

 

Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

 

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Do you know the similarity between “Dinasaurs” & “Decent Girls”

 

Answer: Both dont exist on earth !!!

 

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When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?

 

Answer : On their Wedding !!

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